egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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(Source: saddestblogger)

liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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(Source: heart-strung)

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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fxrted:

tyleroakley:

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

also me on a treadmill

Yes